Mondays

Does everyone get the "Monday Blues"? I wake up in the morning convinced I'd rather have the flu than head to the office........

I need a reason to wake up in the morning, besides having to go to the bathroom.

Alexander Graham Bell: When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.

Herbert Hoover: About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Robert Frost: A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body; the wishbone.